During the holidays, and always…..
Please, take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that *23%* of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining *77%* are caused by IDIOTS who drink bottled water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who worries about your safety.