Odd News Of The Day… Cover Your Butt! Really

Rump Ripper ass-sconds to Peru

The infamous Rump Ripper, who, as his nickname suggests, has an odd habit of slashing women’s butts with a knife, has escaped to South America. The AP reports: “The man wanted in a bizarre series of buttock slashings that targeted young women at busy Fairfax County shopping malls has fled to his native Peru, police said Wednesday. Authorities are exploring whether Johnny D. Guillen Pimentel, 40, can be extradited to stand trial in this country, but so far he has not been taken into custody, said Lucy Caldwell, a spokeswoman for the Fairfax County police.” I’d like to make a personal plea to Interpol and the U.N. to bring Pimentel to justice before he assaults any of the exceptional posteriors of South America.

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Guarding the Gates of Hell. Awaiting the arrival of all terrorist and those who oppose the United States and our Constitution. Awaiting the Revolution and the start of the Tenth Crusade.
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