According to the British Daily Mail Online and our friend Scotty over at Scotty Starnes’s Blog if you use specific i.e. “sensitive” works in your Facebook or Twitter account, or you blog, chances are you will get hits from the government spies of Big Sister Janet Napolitano and her contracted spies over at the Department of Homeland (Un)Security. These words could be on the DHS’s watch list.They might even consider you to be a threat!
Well, you know what we all have to do! Use these words in every post and search for them, just to drive aunt Janet crazy (well, crazier than she and the nobama administration already are).
Here are some of the words the DHS is on the lookout for:
‘Illegal immigrant’, ‘outbreak’, ‘drill’, ‘strain’, ‘virus’, ‘recovery’, ‘deaths’, ‘collapse’, ‘human to animal’, (what he hell does that mean?) and ‘trojan’,(guess you can’t talk about Trojan War, or Trojan brand condoms) according to an ‘impact assessment’ document filed by the agency.
When aunt Janet’s super secret decoding ring search tools net an account using any of these dangerous phrases, they record personal information. Oh, I see what you did there. You must be a terrorist!
Now you can just bet if you add search terms like “hot to blow up an airplane, train, oil tanker, gas truck or any phrase with “make a” will also get a look see from aunt Janet.What wonder what a search of “Fast and Furious” will do? Perhaps Comrade Holder will come knocking trying to sell you full auto assault weapon!
It’s still not clear how this information is used – and who the DHS shares it with. (Everyone no doubt).