Category Archives: Humor

Royal Navy: Then And Now!

Horatio Nelson: “Order the signal, Hardy.” Hardy: “Aye, aye sir.” Nelson: “Hold on, that’s not what I dictated to Flags. What’s the meaning of this?” Hardy: “Sorry sir?” Nelson (reading aloud): “‘ England expects every person to do his or … Continue reading

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Islamic Terrorists Speak To God

Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 … Continue reading

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If This Were Only True!

Heaven and Hell! While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome … Continue reading

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Why We Need Welfare.

Whyz we nedz wellfair? Iz gonna tells yos! Wes nedz them cheks 2 keep a’coming. Hozs else we gonna gets all the frees stuf we nedz? Prase B 2 obama and hiz kinds. Howz my babydaddies gonna gets me stuff? … Continue reading

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Kuddos To The Federal Government… Not! I Feel Safer Already!!!

I know I woke up this morning feeling more safe and secure living in America then I have for a long time. All thanks to those hard working employees of Department of Homeland Insecurity. Why you are asking yourself? Because … Continue reading

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More Lies, No Flip-Flops, No, I Didn’t Know From obama!

Neither the King Rat or his court jester and mouth piece, Jay Carney just can’t get their stories straight. Once again, King Rat looks like the giant hypocrite that he is by aiding in the illegal shark kill! President Obama … Continue reading

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Insight Into Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, “Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2012!” “Great Nancy, but how?” asked Harry. “We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle … Continue reading

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